2008-2009 ARCHIVES

* * * * * THE OVERTIME * * * * *
gotta be the greatest game in NCHL playoff history. for best results use the HQ button & headphones or play at full volume.

GHOST OF A CHANCE
well it's interesting what ya pick-up when ya go for high noon pick-up. stars cleanin' out their locker, the scuttle-but from the season all but done and maybe a toe-drag tip or two. even the right-honourable-NCHL commish r. salsman donned the trashas blue today in the game of colors vs blacks and looked good in it.

one thing's for certain though, most purt near written the thrashas off even before the results of game 1. but there is a lone voice ..one out there willin' to put his $ down on it too. heard through the vine our presidential
executive gold sponsor over at MacDermott's agency is takin' bets at even up on his doucette-capt'd-cinderella-from-out-of-nowhere-thrashas troop. now there's a believer...
credit to him.

ROLL OUT THE RING'RS TO WIN
undefeated in the post season. 27 GF in 4 games. 27 and 2 regular season. most GF, least GA. most SO's. top goal scorer & total points. the most STACKED team this town has ever seen. afraid to lose i guess. so gotta stack the team. deer in the lights. that's what i seen last nite.

starin`back at us a herd of scared deer... for a full period, we had'em all froze up. lucky the ref`s had mercy.
game 2 we go for the kill. game 3 we go for it all.

plan to be at the rink on friday.

L 3-2 .

 

 

THE FINALS BABY!!
well like the cheesy plot of the guru's latest, we are in a 3 game winnin' groove. the send off to the bow boyz last time was "see you in the final" ...and that we are baby. keep it locked. kick-it up.

W 5-2 .

BRING ON THE COMPETITION.
got a new TPS R8 OPS (one piece stick) at reaction on sale Reg $200+ for 170 425 grams. these top end OPS have really evolved into very sweet sticks. I liked the feel and balance of the TPS almost immediately over the others. how it shoots?? eastons have that great feel to them also the lightest ..but too much $$ and no curve i liked. the bauer and RBK sticks were pretty good too. just not perfect as the nash curve on the R8 is almost identical to what i am using now in ccm. got the blades sharpened, riding the bike and practicing. ready to roll.

next up boston pizza. put the hammer down, lets go fult tilt.
Yeah .....BRING ON THE COMPETITION.....

W5-4

HANDED LUNCH
well lunch time is for shinny and some players with the shellac brush eat their lunch on the ice. and sometimes, no matter how good their are, get their lunch handed to them. one little victory i guess.

SHELLACZ
Chef ramsey coulda had field day with this one. You call urself hockey players - what the (bleep). ok ok did u see the play of the game? yeah i'm giving it to me, despite the younger kimodo dragon raggin' on my clear-outs 'n whiffs.....the puck gets deflected up & over hollywood (shaun) and as it is tumbling into the top corner of the net, i nail it out of "mid air" off to the corner - with velocity too. some guy from bowermen goes holy s** you got it. coulda been double digits baby. did anyone see that??

L 1-0 (Bowerman)

BEERZ

Friday late game, boyz hangin' waitin'. BEERS. Friday late game, boyz hangin' waitin'. more. BEERS. If we wanted to win this one, run 3 C, 4D and rotate Donny through 'em all. BEERS. Stripes havin' a few too many between games. BEERS. Stripes gettin' loopy callin' as they see 'em flying pigs pink. BEERS. junked Yard gets yarded in goal crash. 1/2 doz before and two to carry him off. didn't look too good. BEERS. Jake butts head with max matz, game set & match. BEERS. clock run out, boyz strung out. BEERS. pinks Cops all out, good thing stayed off 'em. BEERS. Guyz in Jeep strung out skidz into the ditch. BEERS. "Somebody's life is going to change." BEERS. Rickz in the o-bitz, great player no recongition, dies Young at 44. wtf BEERS. For the life of me can't find anything positive for 'em. BEERS.

L 6-3 (See Grp)

the boyz will play
love this one. classic case of deception. like a third re-run of "airplanz". cell phones workin' ot. mikey callin' jordan to stop ***in' off & dust off his gear, goin' to pick him up. 5 skaters in the warm-up, bash in the room, 3 rookies comin', bp standin' around wonderin' whats wat. BP standin' around watchin' themselves go down 3-1. thrashas never were behind. bash goin' off. trevor, al johnny best games of the year. hollywood stoppin' everything. make the FINAL the A POOL!! yeah baby we are IN!!

W8-3 (BP)

Salvagin' Spares
Three spares added to bolster the lineup, leaf loyalist BK skatin' on half an ankle and new toque (how come AJ nev'r hassles him) and without the two top scorers. With the hollywood show on the bench, mikey drives to the net for some last minute heroics to tie things up & salvage the tie. spares nev'r factored. conky do this, conky do that, that's all i'm hearin' some good some bad. it's a tight race for the "a" pool.

T3-3 (Batstar)

Run what ya brung

The home stretch and this is it. Too late now for changes we are in a sprint to the finish and what's left of the team plays as team.

L2-1 (BosPiz)

Doggie Doo

Ah the dreaded doggie doo. the stuff that sticks around to your shoe, won't go away and smells the place up. this one was one fer the stinker pile - but heck it's a W - barely . time to break out the shovels.

W 5-4 (Hertels)
L 5-6 (Coulsons)

South Island Showdown.
Congrats to the 35+ team bringin' it all the way to a shootout. 4 games to the final.

RUNG WHAT YA BRUNG

Two cookers off the iron heard out in the lot. Goaltender's battle (say what?) 'n we come up one short. Dang!

L 6-5

NEW YEAR's DAY

Stand-in keeper goes on his head while the fishin' line is unconcious!

W8-1

BORED-OUT ON A SNOW DAY

Bin busy doin' donuts...

GOIN' POSTAL

Well credit to the thrash things coulda gone outta hand any number of times with what was whistlin' down but it all stayed precariously on the rails. Bash pumpin' two one on tape, Trev, Derek, Kevin and ? roundin' things out.

Bash and Douce connect on rinkwide from Carey (Check it out in high quality!!)

W 6-2 .



BACK TO BACK TRICKS

Natural hat-trick from the new #3 Scottie. Makes the drive from Tuff City worth the while. Skipper Douce powers home 3 and a 5 point night. Lots of scoring to go 'round 21 goals in two games. Solid playt by 00 is moving the team average downward. OK here is a pre-game from the canucks. Look at how they do corners. One game I inserted myself as D-man into the corners drill and hollywood beaver was barkin' at me... but that is exactly what the canucks do. To really warm up your hockey brain you need to engage a defender and opposition, to get the brain moving and prepared. Either that or play Ms. PACMAN before the game. it works too.

W11-3 W 10-2.

ADAM HENRY

Retro Reel - Two goals by Johnny and a 3 point game by Douce. One point game by ol' 69. Not bad.

After takin' a two-hander the guru was called Adam by . Understandable i guess in the valley of bully & jungle rule. And 'ol Adam got his picture put up on Mikey's phone. Hey Mikey don't be sendin' ur phone album to FB, you might be surprised what pops up. I hear there is a new Bond flick. Will the real Adams please sit down.

T 4-4

EARS ON FIRE

'n the ref he don't like what he heard. Same plan, same result.


L 5-1 (5-2, 5-2)

SEX ON FIRE

The guru pumped to be on hot blades after witnessing the Canucks live and in person, groupies 'n all shut out one-oh by the o'six bears more than ready to rip it. Hell ya so his brothers the Kings of Thrashers, leaving nothing out there and on fire that was not just burnin' but blazin'. word of advice get out of the way or you be like charred fish. and they was charred fish.

W 6-2

Star Lights Shot Out on Mainstreet

The wild west was alive 'n kickin' as the posse from the coast did some serious damage. talkin' pucks not bullets. "ol Nine gun fired home 2 or 3, even the wiley 6-9 hittin' the mark. good game boys. saddle up next Wed. we trail the bowermen powermen by 4.

W 6-2

WIN SOME LOSE SOME

Locke, no. Tremblay, nope too. Newbie #4 turned us inside out with 4 markers, few of them strange..the Tommy Salo goal, and a couple of heat seekers. Down two men for one goal. Oh well next time...

L 6-3

Ref's handed this one away.

T 4-4

 

THE GURU JAGU-BAR
There are times when troubled waters come your way. This is the Guru's guide to shooting the rapids.

H Be Honest with your situation. This is the new reality and get to work.
O Out with it - Kick out, work out, bitch out, forget the lawyers and ....
C Checkout - Take a long trip, the carribean, club med whatever. By yourself.
K
Keep it open, don't close doors, keep all your options open & never say never.
E
Energize - the best defense is a good offense. New threads, digs and a cool ride. Party ON!
Y
Yes give it time. You'll be surprised.
(tm)

W 8-3

Salt and Peppered
Hammered these guys all night and just couldn't get some goals to squeak through. Mo penalties and a couple of defensive breakdowns is all she wrote. There are no easy nights and the GA needs to drop too. Games have playoff like intensity....
L 4-2

Butchered Conky and The Comeback Kids

fast hard game. some gaffs, some great plays. another gritty comeback. relentless offence, solid d and a mix up at the end - in the handshake no less.. don't have the details tho.
nursing a sore hip & numb leg after getting pasted into the ridge of the end boards in the first.
a bruised elbow, bruised ego and lots of end to end skating. that's how intense this tilt was. figures we's in P2 now (second place looking up at Hertels)

W 6-3

Thrasher Open Pit BBQ
Tonight's Menu Featured:
F
ried Up Wild Smoked Zebras
Stuffed & Boxed Thrashers On Ice
Tossed Douce with Piss & Vinegarette
Aged Conk with Ancient Liver and Olives
Two Rolls of Kimoto Dynamite Sushi
Freshly Bashed Halibut from Murphy's Fish & Game
Sliced Jack Cheese

The system is working.
W 3-1

Classic Cockfight
Thrashers v.s. the Cranes.... A mano e mano peck fest that ends with a 1/2 dozen a piece. Better than last year's game at the same time. Still wondering how they got 6.

T6-6

THRASHAS HISTORY
Two games into the season 'n Conky is already checkin' the record books. That could be the biggest run-up in thrashas modern history, margin of victory, and a rare no-goalie to start game. OK these guys, runnin' 'round like kids with their tires deflated deserve it after last season. our team is in shape and if we play like a team we'll do OK. no need to do anything more than you have to with all that firepower up front. just like old times. wow.

Scoring W14-1
Scoring: too much to list.

HOCKEY MONKEYS
An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of hockey sticks and an infinite number of minutes could theoretical win a hockey game. but can they play d?.
Scoring L5-2
Scoring: too little to list.

t o p - s e c r e t New Video "The System" t o p - s e c r e t
conky 'bout heard 'nough, conky 'bout seen 'nough

OK back to biz...Watch the playoffs but before you do read the system page HERE

New Video: "NO CELEBRATION...
Let the playoffs begin"

'06/07 Season Archives

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